Lizard the Wizard

[Lizard the Wizard @lizzy_porter]

Truly a great thread. https://t.co/7Y3OdPxk6E

[Jay Moschella (glammr.us/@jaymoschella) @Jay_Moschella]

Desperate times. Had to shovel a formula 1 track through the back yard for the greyhounds.

[Music Teach @Music1996Man]

My parents were married for more than 20 years, divorced, fought a lot, went to work on themselves. Years later, they start dating and as of yesterday, this happened;

Congrats Mom and Dad! True love always finds its way back around.

[Zach Rollins @zachyroll]

*Works out once a week for 35 mins*
*drinks soda to rehydrate*
*eats 3000 calories every meal*
*doesnt lose weight*
Me:

[Trey Sutton @NoCoolKnickname]

Bruh real talk, to everybody that had suicidal thoughts in 2017, I’m really happy you’re still here man. I love you.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Today is a very special day. Let’s celebrate equality together.

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Merry Christmas to the world’s 2.5 billion Christians. And to the remaining 5 billion people, including Muslims Atheists Hindus Buddhists Animists & Jews, Happy Monday.

[babe(t) 🏳️‍🌈 @damnyouhaught]

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.

A thread:

[Lizard the Wizard @lizzy_porter]

Y’all got me crying because I wish I could hug my doggies one more time. https://t.co/xodF4kj6ZU

[P. Hitchens @PetraHitchens]

Poor baby needed a hug after his surgery... 😩😩❤️