Liz Khalifa

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[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@kellyjonesss_ NO

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@DuckFanAccount I’m shipping up to Boston @toridoyle05

[Maddy smith @maddy_smth]

Open for a surprise

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@jstradforever @CaseyGavin @toridoyle05 @kellyjonesss_

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05 I’m usually better than idina manzel.

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@kellyjonesss_ @umcornell 😂😂😂😂😂

[NAY BABII @NayBabii]

I peep EVERYTHING & act like I know nothing.

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05 That might be the move

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05 @greg

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05 The coolest

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05 What does this mean

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05

[lj @laurenljjackson]

Alcohol is cool and all but have y’all ever had someone fall head over heels in love with you??? Yeah me either, pass me the bottle bitchhhh lmao

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@Amanda9197 When you see @toridoyle05 doing her fire hydrant dance but you also see @kellyjonesss_ taking another shot

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

When my dogs scratches at my door https://t.co/rEIBlzZG7T

[Drizzy @Drake]

What am I gonna do? Say no?

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

“Burgers are so good, I love America” @toridoyle05

[Liz Khalifa @lizzy_slivinski]

@toridoyle05 @toridoyle05 @toridoyle05 @toridoyle05 https://t.co/K9HGk14Ar3

[prozac efron @melbatoastmarie]

Sure sex is good but has your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend ever accidentally liked your months-old Instagram pic and then unliked it

[Isaac Boamah @isaacboamahjr]

Watch an entire hospital staff BOLDLY PRAY for its patients👇