Liz

begrudging morning person. snake mom. sometimes I crochet.

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

At the Braves-Pirates game. Just had a margarita and a popsicle. If I didn’t know any better I’d think they were putting me down after this.

[Jelena @Feralfairy13]

My kind of people are the ones who are easily delighted by a good heirloom tomato

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Just invented something I’m calling “beer in the shower after a long day”

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

RIP Anthony head x

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Yo why was I at the dive bar last night discussing the beauty of home birth??

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Saw an afghan hound this morning :)

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

My visceral reaction to seeing Victor Wembanyama lets me know I would not have been kind to Frankenstein’s monster :(

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Daily mass is actually so chic

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

“too much ice in my cold brew” Ridiculously modern complaint. Something the Jetsons would say for a cheap laugh.

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

The best method I’ve found for accomplishing your goals as a Type B is to let them slip to your Type A friends. Rest assured they *will* be following up on your progress

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

The MLB app is like cocomelon for ME

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

@ChillKessel Immediately thought this guy good lord

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Any research on why babies find it hilarious when you pretend to eat them? Surely that’s an evolutionary defect, right??

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Nitas & Ritas is live. Each week will feature a different margarita. Being Catholic is so fun.

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Need a cute name for my summer catholic book club I’m hosting where we drink margaritas and read Magnifica Humanitas

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

@IowaKatholic Now we’re talking

[Liz @lizzy_strom]

Need a cute name for my summer catholic book club I’m hosting where we drink margaritas and read Magnifica Humanitas