Elizabeth Stanton

Standup comedian, world traveler, free speech advocate, Canadian Kiwi, life of the party.

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

#Corona, #Lymes, and #Alphagal were all created by the domestic terrorists (the government). #ticks #lonestartick #consciouscomedy

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@Lewisrendell1 Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy belly. They do that these days for attention. I heard her and Lily faked being pregnant for more views.

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Conscious Comedy Shows: Come Laugh While it’s Still Legal #concsiouscomedy #promovideo #vancouvercomedy

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@realMaalouf Don’t you mean the biggest 🇮🇱 and CIA terrorist attack?

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@Christy4Change It’s been one of my jokes for a long time. I know a lot of people are against abortion but imo, some things in life are worse than death. Like being born to a liberal.
Do you want them raising humans?

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@onehundredzeros Shoot me a dm. I have no way of knowing if they paid me for everyone who paid them. They were NOT supposed to charge my patrons for tickets.

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

I’d like to shout out our great audience at #consciouscomedy and the awesome comics who performed on our show and helped fight the war on terrible comedy. We won’t be returning to the venue as they refuse to pay us. Great work everyone!

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Love all our fans and performers at #consciouscomedy and we couldn’t do it without you.

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Get your tickets https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Tomorrow night a train of hard hitting comedians are hitting the stage at Moose’s Down Under with uncensored jokes. And look mum, I made it in the paper! Get tickets to the best show on the West coast. #consciouscomedy @SurreyNowLeader https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Last chance to get your tickets to Conscious Comedy at Moose’s Down under tomorrow at 7. Come fight the war on terrible comedy! #consciouscomedy #erikakirk #vancouver https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Get tickets for this Saturday at Moose’s Down Under! Real comedy that packs a punch. We promise-no one on our show will bash you for being white or privileged. #consciouscomedy https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Erika says to get your tickets to Conscious Comedy this Saturday May 9 at Moose’s Down under. Find us on Eventbrite. #consciouscomedy #vancouver #erikakirk https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Special reminder to get your tickets to #consciouscomedy this Saturday at @MoosesDownUnder at 830 W Pender in Vancouver. The only Vancouver comedy show that is speaking truth to comedy and fighting the war on terrible comedy! https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@honeymoon250 The government!

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@Shanditron5000 Well isn’t this just my lucky chance. A Jewish solution to a native problem.

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

Donald Trump says he’s going to be taking over Cuba almost immediately. #donaldtrump #takingovercuba https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

What it feels like trying to talk to a liberal. #goingincircles #liberals #consciouscomedy. Get tickets to Conscious Comedy at Moose’s Down Under this Saturday May 9! https://t.co/fTUHwUDSKE

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@Matt_Pinner

[Elizabeth Stanton @lizzyastanton]

@Christy4Change @Shanditron5000 She is a child trafficking Epstein employee, black widow mossad honeypot Manchurian candidate.