elizabeth 🪤

hello? black lives matter | she/her

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

hot girls have hairy pits

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

hey just wanna say real quick i started working at a bar 8 months ago and now i have three drinks on the menu and im so happy i could cry

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

practicing self healing by viewing the past versions of me as my little sisters i never had and placing myself in their moments of need to comfort and guide them

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

@Tiffelhunden no please? <3

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

@Tiffelhunden show tits?

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

it's insane to me that people have no idea what they're ordering when they order drinks. like "here's your old fashioned and daiquiri" and they go "which ones which?"

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

@apokerplayer @deadeyebrakeman not comedy, porn

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

currently contemplating the cinematography of the spongebob movie

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

in my impulsively-buying-furniture-i-don't-need-nor-do-i-have-the-funds-for era

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

why's it called side boob and when it could be called sleevage?

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

@darkandbeguiled @moschinodorito "doing capitalism the right way" you just described socialism buddy

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

i feel like im always so nice to people in person but as soon as i get a dm im like fucking leave me alone

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

am i about to be horny on main?

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

can someone tell me the logic behind people going into a bar and seeing all of the people working behind the bar in one corner and choosing to go to the opposite corner to get served

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

@okayjayson id love nothing more than to be three sprotinis deep right now

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

@Tiffelhunden ugh the worsssttt

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

something i really don't miss about being a barista is constantly having to explain to entitled old ladies that lattes and espresso take longer to make than a batch brew.. and when there's 8 of them in the queue it's gonna take more than a few seconds

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

but like same with bartending i guess but at least i get to have a little buzz going before i deal with them

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

something that i've learned from working in bars and being a bargoer is that yelling last call as a woman is a joke

[elizabeth 🪤 @lizzybeth722]

remember how i said last year i was gonna get like 20 tattoos and then only got 3 or something.. well i already got two this year so we're shooting for 20 again