Liz Corkhill

Granny, wife, love animals, especially Shiba Inu dogs, indyref 2, Celtic fan. No DMs of the random variety

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

@CostaCoconuts 1970

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

@jamesdoleman Was a heavy smoker for 40 years. Stopped nearly 6 years ago. First 4months difficult but after that it got easier. Still plan to have one on my dearhbed tho

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

@ClareTheScot2 100

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I’m not leaving Twitter just because there’s no staff and the infrastructure is crumbling. I’m prepared for this, I work in the NHS.

[Lord Pete #FBPE @Pete60150327]

I remember growing up with no central heating, no double glazing, i don’t think duvets had been invented then (blankets were the norm) with just a paraffin heater for warmth. IT WAS FUCKING SHITE.

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

And the laughter begins.

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

Will start laughing at Rangers after Celtic secure three points this afternoon #focus #CelticFC

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

Will start laughing at Rangers after Celtic secure three points this afternoon #focus #CelticFC

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

Exactly

[Wefail @wefail]

He's not a celebrity and he's not Alan Partridge, he let COVID rip through care homes when he should have been protecting the vulnerable.

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

@BBigweekev So sad. A horrible thing to happen. Big condolences

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

@Oldfirmfacts1 Winter in Bolton please

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

"What are you doing back? Didn't I deport you a week ago?"

"You did, but I apologised and now I'm back"

[Wefail @wefail]

An invasion of far-right politics.

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

Bono says the name 'Bono' dates back to Ancient Rome and means 'man who avoids tax'.

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

Ruby watching the Celts 💚

[Jason J Hunter (Not a noble Lord) @JJHTweets]

Scruffy, Drinkie, Smirky and Leaky - aka The Spite Girls

Stolen from Facebook...

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

@We_Like_Dogs This is my 3 month old Shiba inu puppy Ruby. She has chewed pretty much the whole house as well as being the de facto leader of same. But wouldn't be without her #StockholmSyndrome

[Philip Nolan @philipnolan1]

I’m terrified I’ll be re-routed through Heathrow, and accidentally be appointed UK prime minister.

[Liz Corkhill @lizzycorks]

The state of this. Shit show doesn't even begin to capture how utterly shocking the Tories are . I cannot stand another minute of their shite #GeneralElectionNow

[James Graham @mrJamesGraham]

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

People often ask me how I can afford to own a house in Edinburgh, well here’s how:
- I buy the cheapest butter
- I got a railcard for cheap train journeys
- I turn lights off when I leave a room
- I don’t waste my money of stupid poor people stuff
- my parents gave me £250,000 x