Lizzy Five Stacks💀

a sleepy goth bitch

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Y’all might mean it figuratively but I mean it literally lol groceries are expensive!!! Throw Elon directly onto my plate!!!!

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How I’m gonna look after I eat the rich

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@astoldbybellly The only app that does not trigger my fight or flight response currently

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My new bartending gig is easily the best and most lucrative one I’ve EVER had and that’s really saying something lol feeling very fortunate!!!!

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I swear to god Troy, NY is the only city in the entire world where people actually get shitty with you for stopping all the way at a stop sign

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Some personal faves

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Lately my favorite way to calm down has been scrolling through the of lord of the rings concept art while ripping a weed pen and I truly recommend it this shit is so nice

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I’ve been with Keego for almost 4 years and I still get weirdly excited when I find out he’s off of work and we get to hang out all night. Disgusting!!!!!!

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Love my boys endlessly but I desperately need to talk about these things I really do

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Having girl best friends is so important because I simply just need to talk about the universe and my period with someone who also wants to talk about the universe and their period and men just cannot do that

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@astoldbybellly It’s going to be the best day of my entire life

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This is a real response that I receive regularly lol

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Stressed???? That’s silly!!! Don’t be!!!!

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It’s my fave guy’s bday today everyone tell @keego188 happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Politicians are so fucking unserious

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A government shut down is crazy because if I just stopped showing up to work because I didn’t like something I would get fired lol

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Damn I really am just one of those bitches that loves a full moon

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I would give anything to have the confidence of a medium ugly white man with bad skin

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It makes me feel very anxious if I’m being honest lol

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Cops love walking into places while rubbing their hands together like this