I'll never recover from the fact that for a long time I was thinking that it's "My lips reflect off his Costco chain" instead of this 😭 And I was like oh okaay she doesn't care he's poor
I think we need to leave the opinion "I can't believe the star of the TV series 'Delusional Narcissists' doesn't share my politics" in 2020 where it belongs...
I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I'm at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball