Liz.

I could do your taxes but I don't want to.

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

I washed all the wabash dirt off my fav heels last night. Wore them up here today and of course I had to go in the warehouse and now they’re dirty again 🙄

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

WHY CAN’T CUTE HEELS ALSO FIT CHUBBY TOES

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

The number one rule of public accounting is to not get attached to your coworkers because they will leave. (And who could blame them?)

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

Every time we watch Planet Earth john falls asleep 🙄

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

Currently test knitting the CUTEST hat for a designer I follow on Instagram and I’m low key obsessed with it 😍

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

Since graduating college I have perfected a chicken noodle soup recipe from scratch and I couldn’t be more proud of myself

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

@WheresTheStache

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

I got a new SSN card, new drivers license, registered to vote, and changed my vehicle registration. All before noon

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

@WheresTheStache Procrastination levels, ALSO MAXIMUM 😂

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@bellekhumphrey Yo I really need a new vacuum. If they’re free I’m on my way 😂

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

If you’re trying to cut in front of me in a lane that’s ending I will not let you in. We can crash if you want

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I spent the majority of today knitting and not wearing a bra. Living my best life

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I hate summer because I can’t hide my yucky arms and legs under sweaters and black pants

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

Reasons I love Daniel: a thread. https://t.co/eOICd7g5xC

[TEETH TEETH TEETH @plantainsgirl13]

My friend told everyone he was going home, and then stole a cap and gown and snuck into graduation.
This isn’t a joke.
He isn’t even graduating, he’s just...walking??

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

Shoutout to @SocialSecurity for mailing my fucking PASSPORT AND SOCIAL SECURITY CARD to the wrong address 🙄

[ur favorite ghost @doobietrinket]

You howl all you want Charleston, honey

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

LOL https://t.co/QFuTEkgAo0

[WTHR.com @WTHRcom]

A Michigan high school has scrapped a plan to hand out ponchos to girls with prom dresses that were too revealing: https://t.co/DHSKNas14g

[Liz. @lizzyloo18]

If you want a good joke try contacting @SocialSecurity about your SSN card that’s lost in the mail 🙄