Liz! McGuire

Be kind. Make art. Read good books. Do no harm. Take no shit. 🏳️‍🌈 ally 🏳️‍⚧️ advocate ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 accomplice 💜 OCD Player. she/her.

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.

[Luigi Archive @Luigi_Archive]

❗During Super Mario Galaxy movie cast interview, actor Charlie Day (who plays Luigi) said that Luigi Mangione is one of his favorite Luigis in the recent American history.

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

The perfect tote bag doesn’t exis—

[HATER 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒆 @TheHaterMuse]

He gave his dad a gummy and took him to a museum 😅💀

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

Thank you, @mattdinniman for creating a world and characters so easy to fall in love with. Dungeon Crawler Carl has easily become my new favorite book series ever. I cannot wait to join Carl, Donut, Mongo, Sir Rend, Jeff Hays and Sound Booth Theater for the next book.

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@ohnoitshelen My kitchen is tiny and I am blessed to not be able to cook

[afterglow @afterglow2046]

Cinema history: this is the first *affectionate* reference to Elaine May’s Ishtar by a Hollywood movie in almost 40 years

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@ohnoitshelen @jamesdleech Yeah, what then, Leechy?!

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@jamesdleech @ohnoitshelen That was poetic, Leechy. I’m not patronizing, it truly was.

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@ohnoitshelen @jamesdleech Don’t worry, I got sad too. I’ll absolutely be one of the first to go when the robots take over because one of them pretended to be lonely

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@ohnoitshelen @jamesdleech @moonshinemaude Perfection, Helen!

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@ohnoitshelen @jamesdleech LMAOOOO

[afterglow @afterglow2046]

If anything could bring Frank Oz out of retirement , it needs to be this.

[Eddie🐶💪 @Eddiechooch0]

I’ve seen this video about 10,000 times and it makes me cry every time look at the dog and listen to the owner oh godddd

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

Her dog won’t go out unless she puts on what ?! 🤪😜👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

“everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, & big dance palaces full of music & lights & racial impurity & gender confusion. & all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste & history finally overcome. & you ain't there.”
- Angels in America

[Eddie🐶💪 @Eddiechooch0]

It’s giving has-been

[Eddie🐶💪 @Eddiechooch0]

@roisinmurphy 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Liz! McGuire @lizzymcguire930]

@jamesdleech when he’s all “blah I’m at work, I can’t play right now blah @afterglow2046”