Liz

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

babies born today could grow up to be robots

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

elbows are backwards knees

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

men don’t have object permanence

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

when is inflation going to hit the 5 cents you get for bringing your own grocery bags

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

how many cheese & crackers do people normally have ? for me i think it’s like 38-56

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

mask keep face warm

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

Eventually people are gonna be born without legs

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

@mvdamiano 😕

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

Drank a bunch of coffee today. Still exhausted but super anxious now too. Exactly what I wanted.

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

What’s the deal with pretzel goldfish ??? Like if you want a pretzel just have a fcking pretzel

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

The greatest moment ever..

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

Do u ever walk out of a resturaunt /bar like "I wonder if I'll ever come here again"

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

If you have one of those cars that looks looks like a cop car but you're not a cop, WHY are u even alive

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

I literally bring aioli into casual conversation as much as possible

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

Let the people have fun

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

@LifeAtALKU 💥💥💥

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

@DjDownstairs your wildest dreams remix, I took a pill in Ibiza, grillz, im the one -seniors 2016

[Liz @lizzymcquire0]

@DjDownstairs buy you a drank!!!!! Pls!!!!!!!