Lizzy Morrissy

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

Just bought some great tickets at Ticketderby! https://t.co/uvsjX6o7bs via @ticketderby

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

Seamus is anxiously (and patiently!) waiting to see what @mixmaniacs can do!! #sweepstakes #MixMania #cantwait 🐶🎈😁

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

@_stovey embrace it

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

@kikehndez I asked you to kiss my ball and you were so close!!! 😁

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

@_stovey fashionably late obvi

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

@RyanWcl you're even better looking live! 😉

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

@AbigailDrogosz we very well should be!!

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

Sorry @PatrickDempsey for calling you mcsteamy instead of mcdreamy! #lookinggood

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

So @BarackObama is this #studentloans plan a thing????

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

I don't care what generation you're from... Flat screens and entertainment centers never move from room to room, AT&T.

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

At least were getting shots?

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

one of these days I'll call Seamus Seamus... and not Hogan.

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

my neighbors know me as seamus's owner. is something wrong with that or is it just me?

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

Just saw a sign for the hinsdale pet walk on June 2. Are they pretending the #petparade doesn't exist or are they just stupid? #amateurs

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

Shots for seeing an old friend in a new place!! @patmcnicks #imisshim

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

Dropped my phone in my dog's water bowl. #happyfriday

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

...In Hinsdale?! 😱

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

“@UberFacts: The world’s largest vagina was 19 inches (48cm) long and belonged to giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888)” #jesuschrist

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

After being your nanny for one year, I thought we were past this.

[Lizzy Morrissy @lizzymorrissy]

@Britstr have a spare child? That could do the trick