Liz

Elizabeth is doing a good job. ~ Su Pollard.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

That's it. I've jumped ship. See you over where the skies are hopefully bluer.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Can we ever hope for a world where women don't have to keep revisiting this shit

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Hungry snails.. 🤯

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Been a bad month for the cat. Hawthorn hedge pierced her ear. Escaped dog chase PTSD. Then vet saying though she had lost a kilo over year 'she could do with losing another kilo'

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

There is a snail halfway up my tree that's got more energy than me today

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

@rossmcginnes Omg I would've died that's so funny

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Quite a number of outside jacuzzis I notice. You dirty dawgs.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Stuck window cleaner's money in an envelope on back door for the morning. Having covid isn't all bad.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

To be fair I bought him the plate.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Finding badly decorated house details for son to buy do up and sell on one day. Then I remembered his nic cage cushion and collector's item worf china plate.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Why does my violinist husband practice Paganini in the shed when he could be donning a wig, cravat and titillating the ladies

[Andy Barr @PRAndyBarr]

Good morning all. 6.25am and you can turn the internet off already cos @wightlinkferry has won today.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Keep thinking about Bob Mortimer on #wtawtaw telling Kathy he saw a horse in a ditch on the way into work and seeing it still there on the way back. Saying that must be a long day for it.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

@RuthBlackett Timeless.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Daughter sent me a pic of her new lampshade

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

You know I'm joining in with the laughter about the piers photo but secretly thanking god no one has seen my attempts at looking normal

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Got a craving for a tweed mannish suit. So must be feeling better.

[Liz @lizzysometimes]

Want to see who you know on X?

God no