Lizzy Stone

brought to you from 2014

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

I lose hours of my life rereading tweets I’ve already seen reincarnated as memes on instagram

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

artist of the year

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

75 degrees and sunny on a Friday in October in NYC quickly turns to 0 degrees snowing on a Monday in December when new Adele comes through the speakers

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

unnecessary thing to be salty about today: why can’t you copy the text on Instagram comments and captions

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

It’s 2021 - why can’t you force quit the app after hitting the wrong elevator button???

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

I love loud water. Just think about it

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

finally bit the bullet and googled what CVS stands for. it’s Consumer Value Store and I just find that hard to believe for a place that I consistently overspend at

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

One day I didn’t know how to use chopsticks and then one day I did and that was that

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

ahhh finally, I feel like a plastic bag

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

Riddle me this: Instagram has added stories, lives, reels, shopping, probably crypto, virtual eating, breathing, you name it. BUT STILL ONLY OFFERS 2010’s Lo-Fi filter for editing photos

[upcoming oreos @UpcomingOreos]

he is unstoppable now

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

@sarahtedi “SWIFTly check out the (joe al)WYNning link in our bio to read the whole story”

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

Strive to be as confident in my ideas as the E! News social media team is about their Instagram captions

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

where are the memes from today’s zoom hearing?? lacking content to distract me from my work

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they tie their shoes

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

my Olympic sport is jumping into my bed before my lights dim out

[Lizzy Stone @lizzystone_]

a few months late on this but who the funk let Disney take the songs out of the live action Mulan

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Uhhhhhhhhhh are you fucking kidding me https://t.co/jvj1nW366E