Laura Teegarden

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[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

I wasn’t angry until I saw the kid, who rejects 50% of what I feed him, start eating the tp with delight. 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/wIg8hmC5oR

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Some cute dudes on a hike being photobombed by their stroller wench. 😉 @ Burg Neudahn https://t.co/WZHVIHaKTZ

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

(1) We combed our hair and donned non sweatpant material attire for the first time in weeks! 👏 (2) I requested a boys pic and Luke insisted on a more “manly” background. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ (3) For you baby fashion mavens our… https://t.co/UyOWN8zyD8

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Found this paper airplane in the bush in our backyard. ❤️ (“Hallo Ben und Mama”) Seems our little neighbor boy found a social distancing workaround. @ Kaiserslautern, Germany https://t.co/ZHX0I9Ea7G

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

I think it is safe to say his Valentines Day photo shoot was ruined by the errant holiday decoration in background. #valentinesstocking #cutesymomfail https://t.co/pdCZ6jPrjn

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Pretty sure the raspberry just literally blew his mind. 🤷🏼‍♀️😆 #newfoodmood https://t.co/ZeEMdSMQE5

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

The lengths I go to let sleeping babies lie. (Not only in laundry room but behind two closed doors.) #firstbabybehavior https://t.co/3QoFw0zrBS

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

@SeventhGen I think I accidentally purchased your diapers that repel pee. Where can I purchase your diapers that absorb my son’s urine? #momhumor #butseriously #whysoleaky #cutepatternthough

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Met my husband for lunch. On the way home I glanced in the mirror to find I had dried kale smoothie on my nose FROM BREAKFAST. When asked why he didn’t help me out he said, “I thought you were doing something new.” Currently questioning everything. 😂

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Stay at home motherhood is best described as reheating the Same. Damn. Cup. Of Coffee. Over and over again until you start again in the morning. #momlife #OverTheTop and #UnderCaffeinated

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Considering much of my time in Chicago was spent chowing down any taco I could get my greasy hands on, this makes very little sense - but damn this vegetarian dinner collab sounds delicious. "Bresca x Bad Hunter Dinner" https://t.co/EBFqHUKatt @Eventbrite

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

⁦@madhulikasikka⁩ - As a first time mom nearing her due date (and admittedly nervous about the aftermath) - I felt a tinge of relief when I saw her bump. You are right - she looked beautiful, happy, and REAL. https://t.co/N7nMLAiYjp

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Wow. Always reassuring to hear a judicial system is operating with the same respect and maturity as your 20-year-old self - https://t.co/7YFC4070we

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

@ztj521 Genius! Will test with additional pocket wine and report back. :)

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Question on the minds of both teenagers and 33-year-olds without a German driver’s license:

How much wine can fit in a Jansport backpack?
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6 the answer is 6 @ Kaiserslautern, Germany https://t.co/pxr1CNelyp

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

Some days I get frustrated thinking about the ways Apple uses my personal data to exploit me... Other days I plug my headphones in and Patsy Cline automatically starts playing and I think: Yeeees, my phone knows me better than I know myself and in this moment I am 👌 with that.

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

⁦⁦My only resource for Bears game recaps in the future... thank you ⁦@spiceadams⁩ https://t.co/TFaShl5cPE

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

MIA Mckinley Sock Bootie https://t.co/LeE7gLkblP #NordstromRack

@nordstromrack Why oh why don't you ship to APO addresses? Asking for all the women around here who would love the opportunity to attempt to strut around the European cobblestone sidewalks in those ruby reds.

[Laura Teegarden @lizzyteegs]

💯 Who wants to hear me gripe about my aching ankle again? Anyone? Anyone? No?
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But just like some girls think “what if...” about that dress they left on the rack years later... I wonder… https://t.co/XNWqXFqIBa