spooky bitch

an aging millennial and a multihoe mess
she / her

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

If the world is a cruel place, then every act of kindness is rebellion. Let us fight back. Let us be kind.

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

Me: "How do you feel about a body swap story in general?"
@philbertdy: "I feel like porn is the only genre that can reach the full potential of the premise."

*furious nodding* My man is an intellectual AND a pervert. ❤️

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

Someone made me try on their baseball cap and, I swear to god, I could immediately feel some women's heads turning my way. Does your sapphic visibility automatically increase by, like, 75% when you put on a ball cap or

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

So now I'm in the stage of life where 75% of the times I get hit on are in a supermarket produce section

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

One time someone asked "How are you?" and I answered, "Persisting." This is how I always answer this question now, because it always feels true.

Anyway, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say thank you for persisting, too. Happy New Year. See you out there.

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

@thegshift Thank you for this reference. Bless you

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

Sometimes my brain is like hey remember when Dino did this and then I'm like uh huh yeah definitely okay I need to go lie down for a bit thanks

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

@official_ACE7 Happy birthday, Kwannie! You're still the bestest boy ever!

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

@chairman_choi Poor baby! One of my dummies is also super stressed out by the rains, so it's been tough. Let's hope things settle soon. Stay safe!

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

Woke up to flooding. Apparently a construction project had blocked my neighborhood's drain system. Have spent most of the morning getting water out of the house. My two very confused labradors are still cowering on my bed. Hargh.

Hope y'all (and your pets) are keeping safe.

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

TAEMIN IN MANILA 😱😭 DIOS KO NAWALA LAHAT NG INIISIP KO SANDALIIII

[태민 (TAEMIN) @Taemin_Xoalsox_]

[#태민] 📢

2024 TAEMIN WORLD TOUR [Ephemeral Gaze] 투어 일정 안내

☄️투어 일정
24.08.31 ~

🔗 https://t.co/hBrWHJ88kv

#TAEMIN
#WORLD_TOUR
#Ephemeral_Gaze

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

@breathlesslyb YES

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

lugaw, loaded: fried pork, fried tofu, chicharong laman, garlic chips, green onion, six minute egg, scotch bonnet chili oil

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

@breathlesslyb That looks so good 😱 and that plate is so pretty!

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

@thegshift Miggos is top tier, let them know Jih

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

So we all agree that the new Aespa album is K-Pop excellence, yes?

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

HOY

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

*bitches don't want boys, they want Going Ranger battles

*it me, I'm bitches and I'M SO HAPPY 🥹😭🤣

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

My SoonChan 🥹🤣🤗❤️

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

Filed under favorite K-Pop Moments of the Year: this 'Maestro' encore performance dance break!

[spooky bitch @lizzytimbreza]

So @philbertdy says to me "You are constantly powered by spite," and it's just really nice when you find someone who understands you so deeply.