lizzy!!!

I know how to make you cry 🧡#dogmom

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Bring back $400 studio & $800 1-2 bedroom apartments so single people have a chance 🥺

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The president participated in the sex trafficking of children.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I’m gonna post this video every day so we NEVER FORGET what Donald Trump did to the USA on Jan 6th

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

There are pedophiles running the government I literally do not care if an adult likes Disney, there are worse things

[jack friks @jackfriks]

people getting fired for having a little fun

the reason why we have less things with unique character nowadays

fun is offensive and a nuisance to many people

[rose @wynrosei]

The biggest flex you have, for the entire patriarchy, is changing a tire? Really shows how much we don’t need men.

[mara ²² @kensnoopyjr]

i think it’s insane the amount of men blaming a woman for having fun with her friends and saying she DESERVED to be hit for simply not paying attention for maybe 20 seconds?? y’all are fucking miserable and deserve to be alone

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"if ur not American why do u talk about American politics, why do you care" Idk man maybe cuz ur politics keep bombing half of the world

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Have you considered the possibility that you're a bad father?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can I please have a $174K annual salary? I would like to find out for myself just how difficult it is to survive off of that.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Dig him up and kill him again!!!!!

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

“The Left cheated!”
If they did you'd have free healthcare, free college, and safe schools by now.
Sit down.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

CONGRESS JUST ADMITTED $175,000 IS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON, BUT THEY EXPECT YOU TO LIVE ON $14,000 A YEAR.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I wish men had an ounce of this energy against rapists, p*dophiles, and wife beaters as a norm.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees.