Elizabeth Greenbaum

Wifey to @Greenbaumly. Sometimes I think I'm funny.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly It’s a meal stop upsetting me.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@DisneyFoodBlog Nala of course!

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@werealwayson There’s something so sinister about the blonde.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly I’ve never related so much to another being in my lifetime. I am her. She is me.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly For the record, I am not the indecisive one about meals.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

The Olympics has been great for my bank account because for once I’m not doom online shopping while watching TV.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly Yes

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly @LongBeachCity @CanonUSA This is one of my most favorite photos of yours ever

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly If you ever order a scooped bagel I’m calling the police.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly Can’t even tell that we had a belly full of Pimms and beignets

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly Honestly, that’s fine.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly Pumpkin is gross. Love you!

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly Babe, I already told you that you didn’t need to ask my permission 😘

[Adam Greenbaum @Greenbaumly]

Hello from @Angels Stadium. We came to see Ohtani and he hit a bomb a split second after I took this photo. We got what we came for! ⚾

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly “We’re a family here” - in job interviews.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

Me to my husband before he puts on his Apple Vision Pro and I never see his face again.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly Will I ever see your eyeballs again?

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

You know you’re stuck in Corporate America when you get excited over @trello announcing dark mode.

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

@Greenbaumly I’m going to send you a Microsoft Teams invite later

[Elizabeth Greenbaum @Lizzzlybear]

Thanks for telling the world how much candy I consume on a daily basis.

[Adam Greenbaum @Greenbaumly]

The average person eats almost 1500 pounds of food a year.

Does that seem high or low to you?