Elizabeth Shaffer

OH•CO•TX• Happy to be here

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

What a surreal moment.... who let me be a 2nd Lieutenant?

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

How do I recruit Minnesota’s kicker as my fantasy QB

[Air Force Football @AF_Football]

𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗞

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

I can’t believe caskets cost $4,000.00. Y’all can just airfry me

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

I question the mental health of anyone who willingly high bar squats

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

Red Bull + preworkout + gym <<<< who did I think I was

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

I love my job

[Dustin Davis @DustinD1234]

Gas prices are so high I just saw Dolly Parton riding around with Jolene

[Air Force Falcons @AF_Falcons]

DISMISSED ✈️

[Panic! At The Disco @PanicAtTheDisco]

👀

[Wyoming Cowboy Football @wyo_football]

Pokes In The Pros

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@gccralls18 • @MiamiDolphins

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

My best friend lives in Indy and I’m in SOUTHHH Texas.. being an adult is hard

[✰ʊ the steel cowgirl ✰ʊ @falpakarol]

"how's my girl?"
this 3 word sentence could make any girls day in .2 seconds

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

I’m so broken I don’t even know how to have healthy conversations aha

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

Recently I’ve been looking at pictures of me in high school totally unhealthy… 30 pounds lighter… thinking my legs were too big or skipping a meal to make up for a couple pound weight gain. Keep showing up for yourself. It gets better

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

i wanna keep you forever.

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

I was at the grocery store with one of my classmates and when we were leaving the bagger asked him “yo man are you a pilot”. They shared an exchange and I was answering questions and he didn’t even acknowledge my existence.

[Elizabeth Shaffer @lizzzshaffer]

It’s 90 degrees here… I may depressed but at least I’m not depressed and cold