epm地下情:
rick:Who the hell are you texting?
Morty:Uh ... Just ... Just a girl. I met recently.
rick:where?
Morty:school…?
rick:You haven't been to school for two weeks
Morty:I am wrong. she's an alien girl.
rick:girl and Morty?Give me your damn phone.
pm肯定是那种谈恋爱以后给em发99+的类型,em嘴上说“你好话痨好黏人”,然后一条一条回复。
pm:jeez…I hope I'm not disturbing you … I just have so many things to share with you…🥺🥺🥺
em:(▼_¬) 还好。你刚刚发的那个餐厅,你姥爷什么时候不在家?我去接你。
pm:jeez…地下恋好刺激…