Laurie

you can call me your favorite ginger if you like

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

All I want out of 2019 is a #QueerEye renovation show #qefixerupper

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

I sing along to @ArianaGrande #7rings much too confidently for someone who thinks twice before adding $1 extra guac to my burrito #iseeit #ilikeit #iwantit #icantaffordit

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

An opinion: Dr Phil is condescending af to guests on his show. Like... shittttt... They need some guidance but go ahead, Dr Phil. #allaboutthemoney #daytimetv #guiltypleasure

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

@catsofinstagram If your cat doesn’t sleep on your face, does she even love you? #claudiamonet

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

Someone corrected my usage of egregious but believe me, the death of an amazing, dynamic character off my favorite show is definitely not gregarious.

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

I wish I could fart as freely as my dogs

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

Personal opinion: quarter length sleeved coats and jackets are useless and should be abolished

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

Just knowing that @mjreineke is in Wisconsin and further away from me makes me really miss her! #melanieisamazing #friendship #roadtripsoon ?

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

C:*buys coffee beans* Do I get a free drink?
Me: what?
C: for buying coffee here.
Me: Um... no?
C*miffed*: Well, at — they give a free drink when you buy coffee
Me: Well, you can buy your coffee there then. #nofucksgiven #dontgetpaidenoughtocareaboutyourfirstworldproblems

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

Listen. If I got paid more than $10/hr, I might try to spell your name right. But I don’t. I literally do not get paid enough to care. #baristalife

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

@druidDUDE @dotmariejones @JennaUshkowitz . Your characters are my favorite on Glee! Love y’all! #amazingtalents #beautifulpeople #glee #latetotheshow #badumchhh 🥁

[The Ministry of Hurt Feelings @soypreme]

Male: I can see your nipples through your top wear a bra.
Braless me: my what?
Male: nipples.
Braless me: what?
Male: nipples.
Braless me: *shakes head & looks confused*
Male: ...nipples.
Braless me: *continues to look confused until sexist individual is left shouting ‘nipples’*

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

If your local barista is friendly with you, she is not interested in you. It’s literally her job to be friendly. When she gets back to work, leave her alone. She is working. #YesAllWomen

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The NFL made a ban on kneeling in protest, but it hasn't made a ban on players charged with assault, rape, and other forms of violence against women.

This league cares more about white male fragility than anything else.

Nothing else matters to them. Nothing.

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

@ThomasSanders I immediately thought same and tried to click on it 🤦‍♀️

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

@J_nelle Oh girl. My heart goes out to you.

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

@GLEEonFOX what the hell, Tina!
You broke Artie’s heart. Can’t get a wheelchair for a broken heart! #Glee #artiefan #tinaiscooltoo #butohmygodtina

[LL Cool Jey @J_Dvyne]

She put that thang down flipped it and reversed it https://t.co/RlzkjfYGUA

[Laurie @ljbalduchi]

@ThomasSanders Wait... is.... this not a normal way to spend time??? 🤔🤷‍♀️😆