Luke Hamill

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Condoms: 99% effective. Birth control pills: 99% effective. Cargo shorts: 110% effective.

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

I'll happily wear somebody's car on my wrist. But I'll wear a pair of $12 khakis at the same time. #beefjerky

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

Retirement's tough. I think I'll go to Mexico. @booch1e #suckit

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@lancearmstrong DOPESTRONG

[Northern Gateway @NorthernGateway]

Lack of market diversity to cost Canada $1.3 Trillion: study http://t.co/YVATYHQE New on the #northerngateway blogs

[Super MAGA-man @_SuperMAGAman]

Welcome to MY world bitches

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

It's really too bad Ann Frank never saw Home Alone #gtfo

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@booch1e Nicholas #yourdad'shot

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@booch1e touché. #xfactor

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@booch1e hey #hi

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@djhersheyg amen to peach yoghurt #fiscalcliff

[Edmonton Journal @edmontonjournal]

Crikey! Australian bureaucrat wins worker's compensation over sex injury during business trip http://t.co/rGjsLwoE

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Guess what I’m not doing for the next 2 weeks? Seeing The Hobbit! (The joke is that the film is 2 weeks long) #LOL #Terrific!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The Hobbit should be 20 minutes long. Get away from my porridge, you filthy little Bilbo.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

December 21st will be the most annoying day in Twitter and Facebook history.

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@booch1e unreal. I'm still learning this whole tweeting concept. Tweet-urrets #donate #DanAykroyd #royalprank

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

@booch1e #scheap #iwannaswimwithyouinanocean @realDonaldTrump

[Luke Hamill @ljhamill9]

“@MensHealthMag: Guys, do YOU think women should "vajazzle" their lady parts?: http://t.co/W1Kx06HN” @booch1e thoughts? #KONY2012