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[Ms. Lindsay Lane @msgr0ve]

What time does Lane open his Bid Day card

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

me liking every tweet about brian kelly getting fired

[tik @twosuh]

OH MY GOD!

[Mike VII @MikeTheTiger]

The eye of the Tiger. Like, for real.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Somebody with yo ex right now realizing why you left

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

don’t be the bigger person today, be the problem

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if i don’t text back that’s yo fault, shoulda said sumn more interesting

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“we can still be friends” no we really can’t

[lj @ljtrus]

does this make me a gym bro

[lj @ljtrus]

literally no:
me all day today: wanna see a vid of me pushing 6 plates on leg press??????

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

the happy bitches were right….working out actually does make you feel better. i’m sick

[lj @ljtrus]

my newest talent: spreading cream cheese on a bagel and driving to work at the same time

[lj @ljtrus]

as soon as i start free squatting it’s over for y’all

[LB @lnbshr]

absolutely not interested in people who can’t do more for me than what i already do for myself

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

literally life sucks now? like will the vibes be this bad forever?

[lj @ljtrus]

@NRGgg @Purple @aceu @LuluLuvely @TTrebb @jswwiizzllee

[lj @ljtrus]

*random person calling at work & starts to bully me for no reason*

me:

[lj @ljtrus]

back to say it was so nice watching Florida lose to Kentucky