Laura

The most difficult roads lead to the most beautiful destinations ❤️

[Laura @ljx89_]

@BallersManual @CatherineRose28 She’s beautiful, are you okay?

[Samantha Carson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @misscarsonn]

Other parents: “Thank God Keir Starmer has banned social media and YouTube for under-16s. Best thing he’s ever done.”

Me, fully awake:
“Don’t worry kids, I’ve got the VPN ready.”

My children belong to me. Not the state.

And that is non-negotiable.

[Laura @ljx89_]

@Laurenleah_ I think they’ve had their lips done; she isn’t the only one with the bruising lol

[Laura @ljx89_]

@Yeezcberon The glitch of her walking up the stairs is crazy 🤣

[Laura @ljx89_]

@LangmanVince You don’t get it. Enough said.

[Laura @ljx89_]

@Jas12mine I’m loving it, halfway through and I’ve laughed a lot

[Laura @ljx89_]

@liverbird17 Probably because the prices are extortionate during half term. None of your business anyway quite frankly

[Laura @ljx89_]

@morganhmoore1 He doesn’t have breasts!

[Laura @ljx89_]

@Clavicularbr She’s stunning

[Laura @ljx89_]

@luxemiaa Me reading this while packing my children’s bag to go to their dads house 🫠

[Laura @ljx89_]

@RealLifeGold I do like Khloe, but I tend to agree with you here. It’s almost like the good deed that gets done and then plastered all over the internet for likes.

[Laura @ljx89_]

@BadmanVizzy As a man, I’d hope you’d know when the Champions League final actually is

[Laura @ljx89_]

@GonzalezJu90090 @BurroLoco11 She’s literally doing it on purpose, jigging her legs. I’m all for women appreciation, I love looking at beautiful women, but beggy porn ones… nah

[Laura @ljx89_]

@t_sadiity I think the real question is, people with kids… are you okay? Are you surviving? 🫠

[Laura @ljx89_]

@EN0CX Sorry, you expect her professional footballer dad to attend all her games? Shakira knew what she signed up for when it comes to raising children with a man who’s never home: don’t shame him for that.

[Laura @ljx89_]

@JamieMagill5 Classic picky bits dinner

[Laura @ljx89_]

@DiscussingFilm WTH, Tom Hardy IS Mobland

[Laura @ljx89_]

@FBAwayDays And this is from a Chelsea supporter … I’m not surprised one bit

[Laura @ljx89_]

@AnicicDanny @dr41fan Let’s see you