Giving away a Kerry Wood signed Red Bill to celebrate the victory! Quote tweet #TeamRedBill to enter. Winner picked tomorrow at 1:20pm central. Must be following to win.
According to my calculations, if the Cubs continue their current “win 10 then lose 3” pattern, they’ll finish the regular season at 120-42, sweep the NLDS & NLCS, fall behind 3-0 in the World Series, and then win 4 straight to become World Series Champions!
She be walkin’ 🚶♀️
Shoutout to Juice for setting the single-season freshman walk record with 3️⃣1️⃣ bases on balls on the year 📊
#GoPokes | @austin_jayelle
5/6/26: Happy Kerry Wood Day to all who celebrate!!! The greatest game ever pitched was 28 years ago today.
20 strikeouts.
1 hit (debatable).
Zero walks.
1 HBP
105 game score (highest ever)
Kerry Wood is signing at Obvious Shirts today!
Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.