Luke Byron

“every bird is a pilot” - M.Y.

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

Whenever you meet someone named Luke please say “Luke I am your father”

You might think it’s a super old and over-quoted reference but we love it and it’s funny every time

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

you know what to do.

RT and this JT signed helmet could be yours.

#ProBowlVote x @JayT23

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

Has anyone ever dropped two full rolls of toilet paper into the toilet in the same week?

Cuz I haven’t. I think you’d have to be a real idiot to do that.

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

The NCAA tournament with no fans 😂😂😂

(via @lucas_hepp) https://t.co/q6Tk4r3Mkh

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

Meant to say this last night...

NICK. RICHARDS.

that is all

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

@OneLoveDill A true classic 😂

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

@LouisMetzinger #1 is cursed this year

[Skoog @Skoog]

this is a very important question:

do you walk down the stairs like

STEP-STEP-STEP-STEP-STEP

or like

STEPSTEP-STEPSTEP-STEPSTEP?

[Nicol Park Podcast @NicolParkTours]

We’re on Spotify!!!

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

Instead of jail, we should make criminals go to the DMV for people.

Crime would be eliminated by 2021

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How They expect you to React When You get an Amber Alert 😂😭😭

[Liberty University @LibertyU]

Liberty Students tailgate before the football game against Syracuse yesterday (photo by Luke Bobbey)

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

Anyone know of a better place to cut your fingernails other than at your desk?

Asking for a co-worker.

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

@lukeedds “I’d love to be a goose”

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

Why is the backspace key the loudest on the keyboard? It announces to my whole office that I suck at typing.

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

I just had the privilege of witnessing a couple doing yoga outside of a Waffle House

good day so far

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

@LouisMetzinger A literal cake walk to the round of 32....and Louisville choked....classic

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

@SportsCenter How is Gonzaga ranked 1st with only 1 win against at top 25 team??

[Luke Byron @lkbyron93]

My parents: we’re having dinner at 6

Me: *arrives at 6

My parents: *start cooking dinner at 7:15

I’ve been hoodwinked