(REDACTED) Lohmann

A pan/ace who prefers waffles over pancakes (pan/ace/genderfluid) (she/he/they)

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

You know I used to think I had a preference for girls, but then I realized I just had standards.

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

I'm at the point in my essay where YouTubers go "lemme explain," and now those words are looping in my mind, and I no longer remember the point I was making about special relativity

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

not to keep going off, but Star Wars as a franchise was never good

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

Friendly fucking reminder that movies where characters sing and musicals are not the same thing.

I'm about to commit fucking homicide

[Steph @PersephoneSimps]

It’s gotten to the point that I genuinely can’t tell which people have those ugly ass NFT monkey profile pics ironically and which ones are actually idiots

[Average NJ Enjoyer Fan @AvergNJEnjoyer]

We’re not the same

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

@VMelodyta @natterys best boy!!!

[Lovejoy @lovejoy]

New EP:

75% Complete

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

@jaubreyYT I feel like I should clarify that he is one of those nerds

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

@jaubreyYT that's why I excommunicated my father✨

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

The only people weirder and more annoying than Elon Musk are the lame nerds who defend him

[Bones Poodwattle @poodwattle]

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the person that popularized the maidboy trend on tiktok

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

What if someone just bought me a Switch?
Haha jk...

Unless?

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

This fic has vore which I feel should have been tagged, but I guess I can forgive it since it was written in 1667 by a man who was blind with the help of his friends

[(REDACTED) Lohmann @lklohmann]

Friendly reminder that Paradise Lost is Bible fanfic that is so popular the majority of people think Satan being a fallen angel is cannon (it's actually not)

[🦐 Patreon Updates @shrimplify]

I sell seashells on your seashore.

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

I think Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and Ben Shapiro all meet up once a week and jerk off and cry in a dark room