Laura Koetzle

VP, Group Research Director @forrester, @rsaconference Program Committee. Not tweeting much. Find me here:

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

@tamsully12 Lancelot.

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

Wait, America... you were serious??

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

Sometimes it's the comedians who are most eloquent in articulating our tragedy. If you read nothing else about the anniversary of Dobbs, read this.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

one year out and I don’t know how to write about it https://t.co/AYIolEuc8q

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

SCOTUS upheld #ICWA in a 7-2 decision in Haaland v. Brackeen. And Justice Barrett wrote for the majority. Well, knock me over with a proverbial feather, that's a second good surprise from 1 First Street this month.

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

A better-than-expected SCOTUS outcome: section 2 of the Voting Rights Act still exists. Yes, I'd like section 5 back (preclearance). But I'll take the draw and be happy that AL's black voters had their rights vindicated today.

[Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) @ProfMMurray]

Some initial thoughts on Allen v. Milligan.

Media is trumpeting this as a "victory" for the Voting Rights Act. And it is. And I don't want to be a turd in the punchbowl... but this is pretty weak sauce from this Court.

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

If the ads remain in Finnish, I win - I will never be subtly influenced by an advertisement again! [But if this happens to Swedish Finns also, it must drive them batty]

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

Apple podcasts has swapped all the ads to Finnish because I'm in Helsinki. This is probably not what is meant by "location intelligence."

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

If I have to read one more New Yorker or NYT profile about a bunch of privileged, snowflake friends of Bari Weiss’s who are printing money with their tales of being cancelled, I will start throwing things. I will listen to this again as a brain cleanser: https://t.co/hfcEGexxXz

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

I'm hoping that someday Kid #1 will appreciate me staying awake to record myself reading their script for their video for their Spanish class so that they can hear how to pronounce it correctly.

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

Parenting teenagers is hard. The level of drama is 11/10, constantly. I appreciate my own parents more every day...

[ENISA @enisa_eu]

That's all folks! Thank you @RSAConference and the countless partners for the fruitful discussions this week. 🇪🇺🤝🇺🇸

[RSAC @OneRSAC]

Insight: “The biggest issue we have as an industry is the definition of #ZeroTrust,” heard today during the “Standards on the Horizon” panel with @lkoetzle @Le_Passar @RUSecur @forrester @NISTcyber @enisa_eu #RSAC

[RSAC @OneRSAC]

NIST and ENISA will come together in this #RSAC 2023 Keynote moderated by @LKoetzle, VP, Group Research Director, @Forrester. In this discussion, panelists will dive into several directives from both agencies. Hear a preview from Laura. https://t.co/lmHyoinXux

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

At #RSAC2023 in San Francisco later this month, join us for our South Stage Keynote panel, "Standards on the Horizon: What Matters Most?" on Thursday 27 April at 14.10 Pacific time! @rsaconference https://t.co/tRroLeBZCL

[RSAC @OneRSAC]

Watch on demand: #RSAC Advisory Board members @LKoetzle, Kim Jones and @DawnCappelli engaged in a lively discussion on critical infrastructure and the talent gap ahead of this year's RSA Conference. https://t.co/mnonApjLN1

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

How am I just now discovering that the Gipsy Kings made a Spanish-language flamenco cover of "Hotel California"?! Impressively, it's a quite faithful translation (the non-chorus lyrics to "Hotel California" are genuinely weird).

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

@IanColdwater Apply for the job, Ian. The worst that can happen is they’ll ignore you because you don’t have the degree. Which loses you nothing.

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

@IanColdwater I live here, so if you will have a free moment while you’re here, I’ll take you to visit something fun!

[Laura Koetzle @lkoetzle]

@ElieNYC Yes, Citizens United is bad. But it is nowhere near Dred Scott, Plessy, or Korematsu-level terrible.