Hey Arnold 🍟

Yeah, I was probably that bass player you saw in that band that one time.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

Just to clear the air, my PFP is my namesake impersonating my favorite fictional character and my handle is a Simpsons character impersonating Michael Jackson, and my tweets are an impersonation of relevance. Please don’t suspend.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

One of the most stereotypically stereotypical stereotypes of terrorists is them broadcasting their gruesome executions Pete.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

Kind of bold to not give the Nobel Peace Prize to the guy who started the Epstein war in Iran.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

It’s the Con for people who get endlessly roasted in online debates with special guests congressional child sex predators.

[British Carl Bildt 🥂 🇬🇧 🇸🇪 @PunishedRWR]

There is a KKK rally going on in the replies

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

*Holding my first born, enfolded by a transformative love I have never experienced: “I just hate trans people so much.”

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

My ‘baby’ turned 21 this week.

Born 11 weeks early, weighing just a few pounds.

I still remember the paediatrician coming to see us after I went into early labour at 28 weeks. He gave us a long list of things that could go wrong in neonatal intensive care.

Worst case: she might not come home at all.

This is the first time I held her - a few days after she was born. A rare few moments without the ventilator. Afterwards, she would need help to breathe for many weeks to come.

Although I look happy here, my heart was broken. And I was full of fear. Any mother would be.

Infertility, ectopic pregnancy and baby loss were part of my story too - along with premature birth and everything that followed.

No exam result or professional achievement will ever rival this moment - bittersweet as it was.

Which is why I refuse to be erased - or to see other women erased - from the language we use to describe what our bodies are made to do.

Not every woman wants to have a baby. Not every woman is able to.

But women should not have to disappear from the language of pregnancy, birth and our own bodies in order for others to feel included.

Which is why I say no to “birthing people”, “menstruators”, “cervix havers” and every other reductive term for women.

There is nothing inclusive about making women disappear.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

The metaphor is subtle but it’s there.

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre

The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name https://t.co/a1QS98UOHR

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

Ah yes. The condescension of Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Stalin, and (squinting)… Pontius Pilate FROM heaven to debate Charlie Kirk somewhere below.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@HawkEmDownChris Better Call Saul

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@jeffcrawford375 @allenanalysis Someone should get to the bottom of why Mamdani didn’t release the files back in 2002. What was he up to back then?!?

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

You ever just randomly think about your favorite Trader Joe’s food that they suddenly discontinued for no reason and have that ruin your day?

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@pk13510 Woke is dead. This is just pure meritocracy.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@fadule_ The absolute worst case scenario of the female gaze is actually already shown in the video.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@bennyjohnson I’m nervous that women are becoming TOO presidential.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@SeedOilDsrspctr They still get elected president.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@jimmysmith89 The absolute worst case in this scenario is already in the video.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@_celia_bedelia_ I’m nervous that women are becoming a little TOO presidential.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@MattWalshBlog I’m nervous that women are maybe becoming a little TOO presidential.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@MattWalshBlog I’m getting nervous that maybe women are becoming a little TOO presidential.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

3 out of 4 murders of children are committed by men, and men are really, really mad that women are infringing on their stats.

[Hey Arnold 🍟 @lkompowsky]

@moonlightcheese @KaitWillett I’m nervous that maybe women are becoming TOO presidential.