Lindsey Krevitsky

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

If I hear one more person say Happy ValentiMes day…. 🤔🤬

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

PSA: Please stop placing your stupid surveys where my thumb conveniently clicks to scroll to the next story. I hate when I reply “yes omg tell me more!!|duhhh send me all the info!!” to your pyramid scheme when really I wanna reply “stop asking|no one cares.”

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

@JakeSwope @LyleKrevitsky_

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@LyleKrevitsky_ Ughhh I could squeeze you 🤗🤗🤗

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

This @MichaelBuble concert has me in all my feels right now 🥰💛

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all...today I couldn’t go in the SAUNA because some disgusting human was CLIPPING HER TOENAILS in it!!!!🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

Only thing weird about Thanksgiving at your own house is like “do I put shoes on or no?” 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

I feel so accomplished when I go to get a pedicure with freshly shaved legs

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

When you go to wish your boyfriend a happy anniversary (a year and a half to be exact) and then realize that today is actually not February 29th #itsmarch #noanniversaryforus

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

@The_HelenKeller @Dolores_Arar

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@_natalie_jensen @LyleKrevitsky_

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@SoDamnTrue @alexacaselli @LyleKrevitsky_

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

Dear Twitter,
I already know that I'm hungry tomorrow.
Sincerely,
A Jewish girl

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

@shkyaTAYLfeatha https://t.co/sP4hfHUC7y

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

It's times like this when I really wish I had a "clap on clap off" light

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

Today I answered the door for the plumber with no pants on, thought it was my mom 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

She just gets me 😌@LyleKrevitsky_

[Lindsey Krevitsky @LKrevitsky]

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[Alexa Greene @alexacaselli]

genuinely miss coffeemania