Timothy

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@rickygervais Dear Comedy God. If I sent you a stamped addressed envelopes would you be so kind as to send me a signed drawing of a cock and balls? I’ve made a play room for the kids and it needs decorating 👍

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@SkySportsF1 I agree with pen for Norris but Verstappen should have got the same 5 sec pen for forcing him off the track…just like Russell did. I think that is frustrating thing for everyone watching, that and Verstappen overtook a Ferrari earlier in the race off the track with no pen.

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@MrNickKnowles @Max33Verstappen @redbullracing I thought the stewarding was too officious with all the penalties handed out today. I think the layout of the track lends itself to those circumstances. If stewarding was consistent then both max and Lando deserved 5 sec penalties.

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@karunchandhok Shouldn’t Max have been given a 5 second penalty for forcing off the track…just like pretty much everyone else did today?!

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@JeremyClarkson How about having an LGBTQRS6 range of candles called ‘This smells like her bollocks’

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@CroftyF1 @SkySportsF1 @MBrundleF1 @tedkravitz @karunchandhok What’s hanging off the back of Ocons car? Looks like he’s collected something

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@AdamRichman Baby Gaggia 👌

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@SheffieldUnited ‘Sheffield United is the greatest’ On holiday with the boy, must have wrote this 20 times on a walk at the beach!!

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@Betfair You’ve got Sheffield Weds stats mixed up with Sheffield Uniteds. Both playing Bristol teams so easy mistake to make!

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@Schwarzenegger Arnold, what do I do? I have Long Covid and cannot do the exercise I used to be able to do. I have a generous appetite but don’t have the energy to burn off my food intake. I’m so overweight it’s killing me inside.

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@BBCNews But that would literally be the blind leading the blind.

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@anthonyjoshua @DAZNBoxing Why the gum shield?

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@JeIIy Which one?

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@theJeremyVine I have young kids, along with all other letters it’s pronounced in lower case ‘huh’

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@IAmSteveHarvey Fruit and nut missing 😭@Toblerone

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@Toblerone Where’s my@Fruit and Nut?!! 😭😭😭 #christmasruined

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@JamesBlunt @TheRealPope Rumour has it @JamesBlunt never pulls out

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@ollymurs I promise to buy your album if you record a quick message to my niece saying ‘Erin, your uncle Tim is the coolest guy in the world, I learnt all my dance moves from him’ Thanks legend 👍

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@jackwhitehall Jack, I don’t think you’re a melt so because of this can you record a message to my niece saying ‘Erin, uncle Tim is the coolest guy in the world, even cooler than anyone in One Direction’ Thanks legend

[Timothy @lkttjb]

@TheBishF1 @elonmusk @Twitter Love the on this day posts! Where can I find your hire car reviews? That sounds brilliant