Livvy Allen

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My friend works in a pub. When he tells me there's a funeral buffet on I pop on a tie, walk down and eat the free food. Most people don't ask who I am, either too awkward or sad to ask

[return of the hux. @Huxley_Music]

@fesshole how's the dick, though

[Ashley Booth @MrBoothY6]

I just cannot believe we are in school on Tuesday? I think I will call the police. It feels illegal.

[KP @TeacherBusy]

Unpopular opinion: I’d rather not finish school until closer to Christmas and have longer after New Year off. I can feel school work starting to infiltrate my mind, knowing we’re back this time next week.

[trash jones @jzux]

every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I use the same amount of double concentrated squash as normal squash.

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

This is the level of petty I can get on board with

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Split with the Mrs a few months ago as she was seeing someone else who she's now moved into our marital home. I still have the hive heating app on my phone. I keep turning up to maximum when they go to work. Hope it's costing them a fortune.

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

My first real ofsted experience has been an absolute rollercoaster of emotions 😟

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

I wonder if anyone has ever used quadruple strength squash and got the ratio of squash to water spot on

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

Ofsted tired is a whole new level of tiredness

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

I am full of good ideas #Headofyear #rewards

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

@boohoo I’ve received an incorrect order, what do I do?

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

One of the worst questions to be asked has to be: “did you lock the door?”

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

I love the simplicity of camping but I am so looking forward to my own bed tonight 😍

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

Morrison’s meal deal is so much better than Tesco

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

Drove 290 miles today and where was the worst traffic? Wolverhampton of course!

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

@JudeWool I asked dad and now have a copy of the family tree 😂 I’m in Helensburgh now where your cousin Carol lived?

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

I think I’ve cried every day on this holiday. Why is Scotland so amazing 😩😮

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

😩😍

[Livvy Allen @lla1993]

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[Judith Woolgar @JudeWool]

@lla1993 It must be in the blood. One set of your great great grandparents were Scottish.x