Joel

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

@ortuist undervalued but very sexy karaoke song tbh

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

"Yum!" -- Martha Stewart

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

Please forward

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

But still can't tweet while riding the subway ... Ok

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

Tweeting from underneath the Hudson River what a time to be alive

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

It could all be so simple, but you'd rather make it hard

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

I'll never forgive America for not using bidets 💺

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

Bus departure time was supposed to be 10:55 am

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

I knew this bus was going to arrive late because the driver was rummaging around in her purse/playing Tetris on her phone until 11:15

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

🎍the oft overlooked and misunderstood "kadomatsu" emoji

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

@ortuist *unfollows* jk

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

@ortuist knowing that does not answer any of my questions however for example "why?"

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

In suburban California...walking. I'm fucking nuts. @Google hire me!

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

So at a lost right now

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

Hell is wandering around this mall in San Mateo wearing CDG and no one cares

[Joel @llaarrssonn]

@olcano it cause he keep seeing you walking out the store with merchandise and no receipt