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[kendall @lladneki]

if my child has an outie belly button im selling it on the dark web idc

[kendall @lladneki]

lost 8 followers on this one

[kendall @lladneki]

so in touch w my feminine side i just read pirates the same way i read pilates

[kendall @lladneki]

men who take selfies are at the bottom of the food chain

[kendall @lladneki]

my almost 18 year old sister doesn’t know what gangnam style is

[kendall @lladneki]

@Jimmy_Kelly11 even russian citizens are against the russian government currently. like who are u advocating for im confused

[kendall @lladneki]

bumble removing the free height filter is my final straw

[kendall @lladneki]

I got to the 2048 tile! @2048_game https://t.co/VODT2qhEwA

[kendall @lladneki]

after we both watched her silly little soup boil over and she decided to let it marinate under the stove top for 4 hours

[kendall @lladneki]

a real life text i just had to send to my roommate

[kendall @lladneki]

such a whore for brioche buns

[kendall @lladneki]

one time i dared my brother to eat a hotdog in 3 bites and he needed to get the heimlich

[kendall @lladneki]

fuck

[kendall @lladneki]

don’t know much but i do know that if a girl doesn’t like being friends with other girls because she doesn’t like “drama” she is absolutely 100% the issue

[kendall @lladneki]

@ryanwettengel3 pleased to tell you i never followed that gremlin

[kendall @lladneki]

might perform an act of self care and unfollow everyone who follows candace owens on instagram

[kendall @lladneki]

white culture is my dad mailing my moms favorite mayonnaise to her when she lived in florida

[kendall @lladneki]

sexy bitch by david guetta is unironically in my top 10 favorite songs

[Perc Cocaine @wordsfromrod]

The only reality tv show I’ve ever been emotionally invested in is Total Drama Island