lady yert

hisses and bites

[lady yert @lladyert]

I love being goofy with my friends

[lady yert @lladyert]

@AngelLopezVera @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 Even worse…

[Jesuis Shattered @escoobido]

They're called Twinks

[lady yert @lladyert]

Today is the day

[Anthony☁️💀☁️ @Afvaiana3]

Who is Anton and why are we jacking him off

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Somebody gave Taylor Swift a bump in a gay club and she went in the studio and told Jack Antonoff she’s ready to make HERstory

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Evermore - Garlic and Herb Dip. We can’t help Taylor was thinking about this when she wrote ‘Everybody wants you, Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you’.

PS Her and Este definitely got Two for Tuesday for their dinner btw x

[lady yert @lladyert]

We’re here to solve a mystery 🤨

[lady yert @lladyert]

I just said my first cuss word at work. I said wow that’s really shitty to my boss. He said I fucking know….

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

she was kinda the throat goat ngl

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

the "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

sorry to the 30 people i promised i'd hang out with this week, i was having one good day and wasn't myself

[Emma Larson @emmaflarson]

mormon mission? you mean gay marriage simulation?

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

*autistically* wait are you joking

[lady yert @lladyert]

Yep going to salad and go

[trash jones @jzux]

(looking in the mirror) i am literally begging you to be normal

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I keep seeing these very hot guys who then ruin it by pulling out a vape?? if you’re gonna smoke, smoke a cigarette! fuck up your lungs like a man!!

[m @pussypearI]

me passing the pen to my friend

[lady yert @lladyert]

I hate the color red