Steven the Satanic Llama

🌻 They/He 🌻 Trans, Pan, & Poly 🌻 23 🌻

🦙Llama obsessed Autistic NB Dude🦙

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

🦙 Updated About Me Thread 🦙
My name is Steven, and this is a little about me and my account!
🌻I'm Fungigender Non-binary and use they/he pronouns
🌻I'm pansexual and polyamorus
🌻I'm Autistic and working on getting an official dx.
🌻 I have diagnosed hEDS and POTS

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@aroacespidey So for example, if you were to have asked 500 million people if they eat cookies, and 245 million said yes, you'd find the percentage by doing 245/500 to get 0.49 which is 49%

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@aroacespidey I assume this is related to your other posts-
To get the percentage you need to know two numbers: the total group questioned and the number of people who chose a specific option.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@Philbrush_ @YellHeahTris @JazzaStudios This is absolutely 100% an evil character. The real BBEG of the campaign.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@Philbrush_ @JazzaStudios I love that all 3 of us simultaneously decided to send our Soil characters lmao

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@JazzaStudios (for anyone interested in the homebrew race- Drakijb are essentially this world's dragonborn. Ilum specifically is descendant from Brass dragons, so he has an affinity to fire.)

Art credits: the first 2 I drew, and the 3rd image is from https://t.co/TH3lXTcnm9

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@JazzaStudios This is Ilum- a Brass Drakijb swashbuckler rogue from a bustling merchant town in the desert. He's cocky and mischievous but he'll always try to help out those less fortunate. In a fight he dual-wields scimitars, expertly navigating a battle to take on multiple targets at once.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

🦙 Special Interests 🦙
I have a few special intrests that I talk about a lot.
🌻 I love llamas so incredibly much. This is my longest special interest!
🌻 I collect squishmallows, currently I have 100+.
🌻 I've seen all of Criminal Minds 9+ times.
🌻 DnD my beloved escapism

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

🦙 Updated About Me Thread 🦙
My name is Steven, and this is a little about me and my account!
🌻I'm Fungigender Non-binary and use they/he pronouns
🌻I'm pansexual and polyamorus
🌻I'm Autistic and working on getting an official dx.
🌻 I have diagnosed hEDS and POTS

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@samlovstad98 Thnk you, I really appreciate you taking the time to respond.

I just feel like people are mad at me for being sick when I can't help it. It sucks.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@ChloesPJs I DREAM OF HAVING MY ULTIMATE SAFE FOOD AGAIN, AND THAT DREAM IS *GONE*. TAKEN FROM ME BY SOME CORPORATE BUTTHOLE WHO DECIDED 7 MINUTES WAS TOO LONG FOR SOME CHICKEN BITES. FUCK YOU WHATABURGER.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

I JUST FOUND OUT THE REVIVAL FOR MY LEGIT ***FAVOURITE*** SHOW RELEASED YESTERDAY. MY WIFE KNEW THIS INFORMATION AND JUST FAILED TO TELL ME AND LET ME FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWN.

THE SIMULTANEOUS JOY AND BETRAYAL I AM FEELING RN

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

LLAMA PUMPKIN
LLAMA IN A PUMPKIN
LLAMA PUMPKIN
LLAMA IN A PUMPKIN
LLAMA PUMPKIN
LLAMA IN A PUMPKIN
I am way too excited about this.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

I'm just feeling very burnt out and sad and bleh :c

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

Apparently spending hours upon hours every day trying to develop my skills isn't me trying to help myself. Yanno, because the person who I barely see definitely knows what I do on a daily basis.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

What I learned today:

Apparently not being neurotypical and able-bodied is just me "not trying to help myself"

[OneAutisticIndividual 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @_OneAutistic_]

Wow, this is the most perfect description of this problem I've come across. #ActuallyAutistic

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

@A_Silent_Child Heck yeah!! Congrats on coming out!!

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

I've had COVID for the past week or so and I just yawned and suddenly remembered how loud this house is

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

I know Father's day has passed so happy Monday to all the people who are no contact with their parent(s) and still feel guilty around this time of year. I'm right there with you.

[Steven the Satanic Llama @Llama_Steven]

Re-doing the room and finding mold suddenly means that contamination anxiety will never let this be a safe place again