I’m tired. My house keeper loves watching tv. I’ve told her many times to sit down and watch with me but she won’t listen. She just smiles and leaves. Then a while later I see her sneaking back to watch. So I’ve learnt to sit still so she doesn’t know I can see her watching, sometimes I’m pressed but I can’t get up. Oti su mi 🤣
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>be me, 18
>parents move me to Australia
>rental house has a moth problem
>I say we should allow a huntsman spider to stay if we see one
>spider arrives
>huge asf and fast
>be creeped out but leave it alone
>2 weeks pass
>a second huntsman spider has hit the house
>ohhellnah.mp4
>get even more creeped out
>one night at 3am
>go to kitchen for snack
>one spider is curled up on the wall just hanging out
>give it a lecture
>”we only signed up for one spider, humans are actually afraid of you guys even though we’re much bigger”
>”idk which one of you got here first but one of you has to go”
>very next day
>no spiders in the house
>mfw BOTH of them left
>mfw the spider understood me
>mfw it told the other spider and they got the message
>mfw i have no face