mantis

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

POV: You’re being saved from a wildfire in 2032

[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[mantis @llamalicious2]

@realyuriyearns incredible timeline pull

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

The dark monarch being fed evil sauce before being sealed once again in his chambers

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[陽介 @052ysk]

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[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[♠️ @Blitp10]

غداء خفيف مع بنت اخوي

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

the grass crest shield deadass invited to my wedding