Llamar Jackson 🦙

not just a llama but also a goat

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

Samuel Basallo’s rankings across ALL OF MLB since April 20th (min 100 PA):

.363 avg (1st)
.637 SLG (3rd)
1.044 OPS (1st)
189 wRC+ (1st)
.443 BABIP (2nd)

Sammy hasn’t just been the Orioles best hitter, he’s been on of the leagues best.

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@UglySockGoblin @pokefire44 @Liv_Agar Oh FUCK WHY IS MY FACE SHRINKING

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Florida please do this

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FIRST ON FOX: DeSantis reveals new redistricting map proposal -- GOP gains FOUR seats

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@BillsOnReal

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@HeatherThomasAF @atrupar Gumball season 8?

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@mattyaintshit I have that too and far too many others

Sworn
Balatro
Returnal
Deadzone Rogue
Some ninja turtle shit
Absolum
Ravenswatch
Saros preordered

Probably forgot 50 others

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@mattyaintshit I did every achievement 😩

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@DuranteP_94 @Islandtrinigyal I was just coming to say the same shit

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@maika_anarchiya @ovoharold @Liv_Agar Yea I mean that’s definitely bigger than mine I think, I don’t have a ruler handy

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@maika_anarchiya @ovoharold @Liv_Agar Maybe he’s just got a huge dong idk man

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@ovoharold @Liv_Agar All one million of them? That’s gotta be painful

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@JSaysHi @Liv_Agar Shit is it my turn already? I’m totally unprepared, didn’t even bring my gloves

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@BriAnimator_ This happened to my uncle Gary

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@JSaysHi @Liv_Agar Do I need the glasses?

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@pokefire44 @Liv_Agar Wait, like even me?

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@karol Which part is untrue?

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@benshapiro All three statements are objective facts

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@smalls2672 When I drive my friend’s Lincoln it constantly chirps at me to keep my eyes on the road (I’m Asian)