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P:He/Him ENFP-T Atheist Autodidact Polymath Ineffable, and I move in mysterious ways Aspiring Ally Liberal AF Sesquipedalian

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

In keeping with @elonmusk's penchant for culture-style vessel names, I think his first @SpaceX Sea Launch platform should be called the "Hold My Beer".

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@ASexyBiscuit @RealBobMortimer I emigrated before the reboot came, so I haven't seen it, but the original was required viewing :)

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@Susu_jpg I think, therefore I think I am.

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@WHSVnews True, but is it a substitute for zero mental health care?

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@scazerrr @emkenobi It's "YOU'RE" you ignorant bigot. Why the fuck can't you people get that right? You are the ones telling everyone to speak English. How 'bout you learn some too?

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@intel6000 @emkenobi Remember those words when the rest of him dies.

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@DavidLeavitt You mean moi?

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@horrormuseum In Search of the Castaways. (Disney '62)

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@illicitveniceb @SabrinaAnnLynn @thisisyastryin Offended? Moi? I just got dogpiled for an anti-trump post by 6k people, and not one of them managed that. Anyhow, we still need a sarcasm font. Just sayin'

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@smwalenta No. People who purchase trump merch really aren't my type. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@kritikakodes powercut.

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@aryanlabde I'd say "works best". But I get where you're coming from.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isn't a real marriage it's just "two best friends who get each other off" and like bestie, idk what has gone wrong in your life but that's exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

A local bus 😄

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

Or... and stay with me here... we flunked everything. Allegedly.

[Rachel True @RachelTrue]

Gen X did it handwritten in cursive, w/o laptops, the night before or morning of

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@ironmouse Don't worry about us, worry about you! 🥰

[LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER ★★★ (✗) @llance]

@lanabeesfw A while ago an anti-trump post of mine on FB went viral-ish. 160k views, and 6k comments. Most of them trying hard to belittle, insult, and offend me. Nothing did. All they managed was looking stupid in public. Just remember how dumb these morons are. Don't lose sleep over this🥰

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

BREAKING: Attacks on energy infrastructure in the Middle East have caused the price of oil to skyrocket to a whopping Donald Trump raped children per barrel.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Dear Pam Bondi,
The Dow is under 46K. Can we now investigate credible accusations of pedophilia?

[Alex Jay Brady 🥶 @AlexJayBrady]

Love Dune 84, but the characters seem unbelievable.
A diseased orange pedophile who wants to drag everyone into a catastrophic war for his own selfish ends? Pull the other one!