Dave Nall

I make observations and try not to sound pretentious.

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Struggled for three hours putting together a basketball hoop before I discovered I put the backboard on backwards.
#DadOfTheYear

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#atriptoinfinity is aptly named. I felt like I was on drugs watching it.

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I used to sometimes find money I forgot I had left in a pant or jacket pocket. Now I find masks.
#thiswouldntmakesensethreeyearsago

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I wonder if Sir Walter Raleigh’s squad ever called him Wally.
#deepthoughts

[Dave Nall @llanevad]

A show similar to a cooking show format, but starring a Gordon Ramsay-esque dishwasher. He will grow very animated on the episodes where the cooks make caramel, fudge, and oatmeal. Season finalé will be themed on improper dishwasher loading.

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Long time, no tweet so I thought I’d give a quick life update:
I just got a Poseidon’s kiss on my hand cleaning out a cloth diaper.
#jealous?

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My five year old just asked me why the guy in the #KFC logo has such a large head, but such small arms and legs. Now I can’t unsee stick figure #ColonelSanders.

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@MarianneKunkel Though delicious, nobody will ever willingly pay to get a ‘Wedgie.’ And they certainly won’t promote what they got with word of mouth advertising. #nowedgie

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@MarianneKunkel I can’t believe there’s not a snap emoji.

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Just got back from a night walk and while I was walking in the dark around the house to the back door had a fleeting thought about Back to the Future and what if there’s a different family in there and how awkward that must have been for Marty. #spacemadness

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@iamstaceylynn Do you have any of these for sale? I’d take a few.

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I feel sunburned by life.
#coronavirus

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The plot of Blast From the Past is getting less believable by the day. #QuarantineLife #COVID2019

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I would love for a film student to write a critical essay with a thesis that JAWS was a cautionary tale for #COVID19.
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If my wife makes cookies to cope with being cooped up, should the pun I make be that she’s making ‘cope-ies’ or ‘coop-ies ’?
#SocialDistancing

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Weird flex, I know, but I totally grabbed the best bag of clementines when I was stocking up for this whole #SocialDistancing ride.

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My newest compulsion is washing my hands twice because I’m not convinced that first time got all the #coronavirus.

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@keeferooni Are these ‘mocking’birds you’re hearing?

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I’m always amazed by how often people cut their hands on cooking show competitions, but I think that’s mostly because all my cooking knives are dull. #FoodForThought

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‘Fireplace’ has to be the laziest word in the English language.
#amirite