nut.

work like a captain, play like a pirate

[nut. @llattunj]

heard a leash behind me. was hoping it was a dog. was hella disappointed when i saw a child on the end.

[nut. @llattunj]

interesting last name there

[shitscaredmum @shitscaredmum]

8 years today we waved Laura off on her adventures - she spent the summer after A levels working as an intern in the Chicago mid term elections.
She had the time of her life and I’m so glad. I’m also glad she didn’t know what was waiting round the corner.
Such a waste 💔

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Just thinking about the months-long freak out because Michelle Obama planted a vegetable garden on the White House grounds. This is really really disgraceful stuff. Shameful and won't even get a mention in the press.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dua Lipa for her wedding.

📸: David Sims

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I’m being so serious who cares if they not gonna pop out. Touring our skies isn’t enough. Go on call her daddy and state your intentions

[k @ysljennii]

this was the funniest thing ever

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i feel very nauseous when you people say things like 20 years ago

[lina ✰ @swiftsmer]

“that is not the she he was asking for” BRING BACK REAL TV

[Adeoluwa👑ꕤ @OmoAlade005]

Rue’s death scene was so well done yet so devastating at the same time. thank you for everything zendaya

I just can't stop thinking how much better it would had been with Labyrinth in the background...

[emma ꕤ @hnnymoonave]

sean saying he might need to find a new career 😭😭 babe the mayor is after you fr #LoveIslandUsa

[AdnaanJnr @AdnaanJnr]

Euphoria ended, and Faye never found out who Jules was.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

HelloFresh said bottoms rights

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[💋 @manonfilms]

aside from outing someone which is weird……do you know how much of a loser you have to be to spill tea about islanders you knew like okay what do you want us to do with this information? lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@IfunanyaDelilah Run

[nut. @llattunj]

brothers mad he never followed his dream and sean is

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pennsylvania Mayor slams ‘Love Island USA’ contestant Sean Reifel for quitting his police job to be on the show:

“Our police department spent a lot of time training and we paid thousands of taxpayer dollars to send him to the police academy. We are disappointed he left as we now have another vacancy in our department that is impossible to fill until next year. I never thought I’d see the day in America where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.