valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰

call me valla or rhys || 26, she/her, he/him || 🔞🪦🕊️ || 💧🔶🔄❌ || zcl sfw 🆗 || cw: non/con, mpreg, graphic content || ANTI-WAR, PRO WEST ASIA ||

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

making an art thread except im too lazy to go find all my art so ill add to it if i ever see that stuff again

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

was anyone gonna tell me vivec elderscrolls was unwillingly mpreg'd by molag bal? in canon?? sorry i was unaware the same game series as "then i took an arrow in the knee" also had canon mpreg

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

i just think it's kinda gross the way people throw that word around in regards to adult women's bodies, this is the kinda thing that escalates to young-looking women getting called "p*do-bait" and all that

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

ok this is such a random topic but that idea that "women should shave" is rooted in p*dophilia is so silly to me because you can literally see it was invented by razor companies to sell to women, sometimes things are that deep but this one isn't

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

@sottoipovnti cant help that you're right

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

bouncing around my brain like the DVD logo, cant shake it outta my ears tho

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

why'd they get so specific with those tentacle monsters zhongli dealt with like how they got into "every nook and cranny" and how did bro mentally recover from all the horrors the archon war surely put him thru but he still cant stand seafood.... LIKE they fucked him i knowwww it

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

"rex lapis taught the adepti the power of sub-space creation" okkkk he's a sub we get itttt

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

why so much emphasis on lohen spiking varka's drinks, tf is hyv saying here

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

i havent played anything but skyrim in like 2 weeks so tell me why i still tried to pop out my wind glider when i jumped off a cliff

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

@sottoipovnti LMAOO

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

asking for time off is so shit like "hey boss am i allowed to go to my sister's wedding... if not it's ok...." thats so dystopian and we all just live like that

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

like my body is a wreck but its kinda my own fault because i just completely stopped getting outta my chair so i just dont have the endurance to keep myself up but building my strength back up little by little over time is really hard... i have adhd i cant commit to that...

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

i should porbbaly work with a doctor to get more active without harming my body instead of following random bursts of energy to the point my legs pretty much give out once every couple weeks and then going back to being sedentary again.

[nellie ☆ @churomo_]

happy pride month lightkeepers

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

@h3rl0ck_sh0lm3s the way he says it is so funny "i coulda done it if i felt like it but i just didnt wanna hmph"

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

if the dragonrend shout, something human-made, can be used against alduin, what does that say about the shouts miraak made? could he have used bend will against the mf world-eater?? these are the questions i need todd howard to answer

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

one bad nap can really just ruin my whole day and mood and life

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

i also think the fact that he's essentially the antichrist to this small little population of nords on the island while being completely unknown to the rest of the world is really funny. so evil he made the dragoncult look like kind rulers

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

i don't know anyone who's into elder scrolls lore so i have no one to yell about how funky miraak is in terms of lore like i seem to be the only person who thinks his abilities are crazy. wdym he made his own shouts including one that can mind control DRAGONS??

[valla || 💧🔶 || baby bnuuy 🐰 @llavasinge]

i fully believe he could have not only beat alduin if he felt like it but also take him to apocrypha like a little pet like he did with sahrotaar and the other two i forgot the names of. he just wasnt the prophesied dragonborn to do all that. too busy with his island