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[toxic king @toxicking]

We too grown to be havin women problems, cut that bitch off and get another one

[ً @artfuIchaos]

People will deadass think you’re secretive before thinking it’s none of their damn business.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[⛽️ @RespectTheZoe]

😭

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl i like people who let me be quiet fr.

[w. @doublegee___]

i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

niggas do weird shit and call it trolling

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[🐳 @2001V01]

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

[kiss @llbm2x]

That mf gone blow up he try too shoot it

[Handleit Grips @handleitgrips]

Convenience store security doesn’t realize that he has a Glock magazine in a Taurus handgun.

[Tanner @MooreForAll]

Dinner as a single man like $20 you add a woman its now $100

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

[F.A.T.E @Imaginethatfate]

Why chipotle asking me for a tip... We made this burrito bowl together gang 😭😭😭

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

old people won't listen to you but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest

[daylen @daylen25147]

coi leray finally got some ass and ain’t faced forward since

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl juice actually tastes better when you just stand there and drink it with the fridge door open.