Lane Scher

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@c0lleenmurphy1 ur so gross

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@rosstafarian77 I like to think I helped inspire this tweet

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@c0lleenmurphy1 It's one of my favorite smells

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@c0lleenmurphy1 So true

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@exfoleyator @cvspharmacy Coupons!!! Quick complaining!

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

I had guac on my @ChipotleTweets burrito bowl for the first time last night and tbh it changed my life

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@c0lleenmurphy1 Omg plagiarism!!!!! GTFO

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@c0lleenmurphy1 Omg you totally stole this from the "don't drink and drive" campaign!!

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

Today I came across not one but TWO sentences where an Oxford comma was required but was missing. What a thrilling day! #TeamOxfordComma

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

PSA: Every day this week is a palindrome

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

Seriously what is the point of a bowl that isn't microwave safe

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

Rooting for the Cavaliers because #GoHoos

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

@flairoline *greedy bear

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

When @BarackObama speaks, there is occasional, mid-sentence silence. I miss the sound of a President thinking about the impact of his words.

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

Happy Earth Day! Proud to be marching for science with a great group of scientists @CHIScienceMarch @500womensci #500WS

[anna foley @exfoleyator]

my aunt set up this camera outside her house. wtf even is nc

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

Don't sleep on the cocks #GoCocks

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

I'm sitting on a tire swing in a bar and it's like I'm a child again but with beer so it's even better

[Lane Scher @LLcoollane]

I don't know if Brussels sprouts are actually good for me, but they sure taste like they're good for me