Lauren Scharf

comedian, writer, lover of cats, lover of snacks. she/her. Free Britney, Free Healthcare 💗

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY *OWN* FUCKING TWEETS? ok. that’s it. We’re done here. Goodbye twitter.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The Supreme Court's recent rulings were sadly predictable for anyone who understands the hard-right agenda. Their goal has always been to install Justices whose job is to turn back the clock on our freedoms, on decades of constitutional decisions, and on our continuing struggle to “form a more perfect union” that includes all of us.

Let's vote out their political enablers and rein in the dark, subversive money that supports them in their quest to reverse a century of progress.

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

I found a recipe for a gay wedding cake and turns out it's the same as a straight one, who knew?

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

Omg I was not far off

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

We all laughed but next year this will be the met gala theme and scotus will take gay marriage away

[Mike Bedard @TheMikeBedard]

About time the Oppenheimer marketing kicked in

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

By love I mean hate but you get it

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

Love the way the Supreme Court picks up taking basic human rights away just once or twice a year the way I pick up crocheting.

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

@TheSopranosClub Karen was barely cold

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

From Martin Scorsese

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

No one:

Every film noir ever:

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

Shit maybe this WILL be my TikTok legacy

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

When are we getting this live action remake?

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

Someone commented that this Yzma impression would be my TikTok legacy and I cannot wait to tell that to my mom the next time she asks how the job search is going.

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

favorite captain?

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

A homeless woman told me to go to the gym. So yeah. I’m taking a day off from calling them “unhoused”

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

News cycle right now

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

In case y’all still don’t know the difference, a Bar Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a man and a Bat Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a Batman

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

as people lose interest in the titan sub its google trends is gonna form a lil iceberg and i think that's neat

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

When the live action Hercules comes out, just watch out