Stefán Jóhannsson

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[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Annar punktur - það er einfaldlega algjörlega marklaust að vera kvarta undan því hvað það er mikið álag í vinnunni ef þú ert ekki tilbúinn að segja frá því hvað þú fékkst mikið greitt fyrir þessa gríðarlega miklu vinnu.

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@tommithorodds @SiggiBond Ég sit heima og er að bíða eftir öðrum tímamótapistli inn á Dr. Football Leikmenn

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Hvenær ætlar yngri hluti flugmanna Icelandair að átta sig á því að eini samningurinn sem þeir koma til með að berjast fyrir með þessu áframhaldi er samingurinn við Jet2 að fljúga 20 daga í mánuði 2x á dag frá Luton til Spánar?

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@CoolbetIsland @SigurdurGisli Dan Burn

[Konráð S. Guðjónsson @konradgudjons]

Aaalveg að koma

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@Arnarfreyrp Félag áhugamanna um sóttvarnir í Kópavogi?

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@bm1995amorfati Kleini got the plug myndi heyra í honum

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Er þú með airtag (eða sambærilegt) í check-in ferðatöskunni þinni?

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@doridna En hvað með Selfoss. Ég man ekki betur en að ég hafi hótað að myrða þig ef þú kæmir ekki með sýninguna þangað.

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Pæliði í the mental clarity að vita að það er enginn jafn þunnur og ég á öllu landinu í dag

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

"Ekta Danso að stíga upp í svona krísu"

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@drfootballpod Mjög skrýtin hegðun að vera með óvottaða grímu

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Þarna er hann - síðasti dr Football covid19 skjöldurinn

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Hættulegustu ökumennirnir power rank:

1. Asískir ferðamenn á Dacia Duster
2. Eldgamlir kallar á Honda CRV
3. Gamlar konur a Yaris

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

@GunnarOrmslev @dagnybrynjars Levandávskí

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Years ago my wife and I were on an early date in a Chinese restaurant when another diner came over and said to me: "Can you shut up? You've got a very loud voice". I said: "My girlfriend has very poor hearing. Isn't that right?" And to her enormous credit she replied: "WHAT?"

[Stefán Jóhannsson @llcoolsteee]

Doktor Kongó

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

This DR Congo fan dancing in the stands is brilliant… 🤣

They’re going to be a lot of fun at the World Cup, this year!! 👏🇨�

[Stefnir Húni Kristjánsson @StefnirK]

Að mínu mati væri best að banna fyrirtækjum að taka skattana af launum.

Skatturinn á að senda greiðsluseðla á fólk svo fólk gerir sér grein fyrir hversu mikinn skatt það er raunvörulega að borga.

Núverandi kerfi gerir fólk skattblint.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Zuckerberg's yacht once sailed 9,600 nautical miles, burned 676,800 liters of diesel, and waited two months in the South Pacific for him to show up.

He never came. It turned around and went home.

The vessel burns 1,165 gallons of diesel per hour at cruising speed. The carbon output of 630 cars running simultaneously. In nine months, it produced 5,300 tons of CO2, what 400 American households emit in an entire year.

Meta's sustainability report pledges net zero across their value chain by 2030. Zuckerberg's personal fleet (there's a $30 million support vessel that follows the yacht everywhere carrying submarines, helicopters, and water toys) produced more emissions on that single empty round trip than most people will generate in a lifetime.

The fuel tank holds 423,700 liters. A full fill costs about $230,000. Based on his 2024 wealth increase, Zuckerberg earns that in under 90 seconds.

Net zero is a line item in someone else's budget. It always was.