lemønÿ

Bullshit. LGBT(+)

[lemønÿ @llemonylemon]

Ahah I’m so depressed :)

[♃ ♊︎ ♃ @lightbodyblues]

Shave your head, Loser.
We’re getting Abducted.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

let's rock

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

i will love you till the day i decay

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

running for president... my platform? to stop lighter theft. #1 crime in America and no one seems to care. rates are skyrocketing. this needs to stop.

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

dear insecurities,

please go far far away please and thank you. maybe a trip to Madagascar with no returning flight? just a suggestion.

sincerely, my inner thoughts xx

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

some days i sit here thinking there’s something wrong w me

[𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill]

[ass surgery]

girlfriend: i’m so nervous

boyfriend: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry

[after surgery]

gf, waking up: wait where’s my bf

doctor: who do u think gave u the ass

RT if you cried 😿

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

KYLIE IS WORTH A TRILLION$
ELON IS COLONIZING MARS!
RUBY IS BATWOMAN!

Meanwhile, in my life...

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Jim: Prison Mike, where'd you learn all this?

Michael: The internet.

Jim: So, not prison.

Michael: And prison. 50/50.

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

do you ever feel like a plastic bag? 😞

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

If it’s between you and the weed, the weed always wins.

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

We were all babies 😂

[mama maddie @maddiewelborn]

I just ran into Micheal Weist in the street and I asked for a picture and he said, “iM going to LOSe my HOUSe, i’m going to lOSE EVERYTHING.” and SEGWAYED down the street

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

is somebody else by the 1975 one of the best songs ever or am i drunk

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

throughout the day while david is editing i randomly walk by and yell his name repeatedly until i get his attention. when he stops editing i ask him stupid questions or tell him really shitty ideas just for fun. he now edits in the farthest back room with the door shut.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

A full layout map of the Dunder Mifflin office. You’re welcome.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Hell sounds pretty bad, sure, but have you ever watched ASMR eating videos?

[Katie Jamison @KaatieJaamison]

Are you the type of person who

A: HAS to wear sun screen

OR

B: Just says fuck it and doesn’t

Retweet for A
Like for B

Trying to prove a point here