twerko bangz

[Dead Jesus Rodeo @AmericanSk8land]

“your septum is crooked” the sky is blue. oj did it. mustard on the beat. like what the fuck do you want me to do

[brit @booritney]

the purest example of "good american values" is when the diner makes too much milkshake and gives you the extra in a metal cup on the side

[Anthony @nthonysullivnjr]

smoked a j in front of the hocus pocus house. fall has begun 🍁

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

Doing the Jesus workout; gettin wine drunk and walking 12 miles in sandals

[☾ℬℯ₭αℌ☽ @xoxo_bekah]

Birth control has been considered a class 1 carcinogen since 2005.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

There was a time when we respected the computer

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

oi moight say somefin schtewpid

[🐢 @turtlebreezee]

Protect your mental health by not looking at things you know will trigger it.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

everyone on love island can fall in love in 4 weeks but when i do it i’m crazy

[ash @tripnf4ll]

Beefing with me is crazy on your part cuz everyone else around me having a blast

[Brandon Ames @B_Ames21]

Simone Biles is not a generational talent. She's so good that they had to create a new difficulty level to score her. She has multiple moves named after her. She's not a generational talent. She's the best to have ever existed. And we're all blessed to be able to witness it.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

real

[M @mgxmauve]

Rewatching my story over and over isn’t enough. I gotta switch to my finsta and watch it from there too so I can see it how the rest of u do 🤸🏽‍♀️

[horse @horseimage]

horse in the bar

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

People say 5 likes on a tweet is a flop. Now imagine 5 people. 5 close friends. Standing beside you and laughing with you, giving you support. Nothing is a flop to me