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[j @llessureimaj]

why does god give his toughest battles (dealing with estate agents) to his strongest warriors (me)

[j @llessureimaj]

Jordan Henderson, first bloke to ever have Powerade Fear the day after a big session.

[j @llessureimaj]

Ancoats having the Northern Downing Street, as if it hadn’t already gone to the dogs

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham's planned location for No 10 North will be a former retail park in central Manchester

[j @llessureimaj]

The lad at the front who chucks his pint after everyone else while filming 🤮

[Midnite @midnite]

Limbs as Harry Kane puts England 1-0 up 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[j @llessureimaj]

“yer bird scored it 116-112” is excellent work

[j @llessureimaj]

Somehow, doing it back is even more embarrassing.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Man City bottles are currently being handed out by the Arsenal fans at Selhurst Park 👀

[j @llessureimaj]

just spent the past half hour sat on a bench watching people go down a dead-end and not saying anything. smashing start to the 3 day weekend.

[j @llessureimaj]

You won, Mikel. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Mikel. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.

[j @llessureimaj]

@_MJRussell go and get the markers and some cardboard

[j @llessureimaj]

marathon runners are already bad enough attention seekers, but even worse than them are the people who make “funny” signs to go and watch — it’s all a bit “you sir, have won the internet” init?

[j @llessureimaj]

Pep Guardiola in a hoodie and beige cargo pants at the home of English football, is it?

[j @llessureimaj]

should have been a red to calvert-lewin for being a grown man with a pony tail

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Lisandro Martínez has been sent off for violent conduct 🟥

[j @llessureimaj]

sitting in a spanish town square with a café con leche while the world implodes, he’s just like me fr

[j @llessureimaj]

absolutely class move by keir starmer to change the weather machine to sunny now we’re all back at work after a 4 day weekend btw

[j @llessureimaj]

just got back from a night in town and can’t stop thinking about the fella who was in the pub until 1am with a daley blind girona shirt on

[j @llessureimaj]

to the dismay of many, SNL UK is actually alright.

[j @llessureimaj]

seeing and hearing a lot of southerners in manchester calling town “central” - the game has well and truly gone.

[j @llessureimaj]

Red Bull Racing 2nd seat:

[Formula 1 @F1]

Top tow from Yuki 💪

#F1 #AbuDhabiGP @redbullracing

[j @llessureimaj]

like clockwork:

[size? @sizeofficial]

Manchester. The final chapter of our 'Anniversary City Series' collaboration with #adidasoriginals. Where two sides of the same city meet as one.

Early launch takes place at size? Manchester on Thursday 11/12, followed by a special celebration that same evening (more details very soon).

Don't worry if you can't make it to down to the early launch, the draw opens on the size? launches app on 6/12, followed by general release online & across all size? stores on 13/12.

[j @llessureimaj]

Just got back from a week of scoffing Steak and downing White Wine in the Basque Country, so coming back to the UK is going to be a right car crash.